Chili

1 lb (lean) ground beef
1 Onion
1 can diced tomato
1 can kidney or pinto beans
corn (frozen or canned)
Chili seasoning, blue ranch looking packet

Cook meat then onion, then dump everything else
Bring to boil
Simmer a little

to try, maybe:
Dark beer?
Little oatmeal?? Early on to be soft enough and soak up liquid